Don't Touch Me Cactus T-Shirt — I'm Hormonal
Black / S
$33.99
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Soft, lived-in comfort meets low-key sarcasm. This garment-dyed tee feels like an old favorite from the first wear — heavy, substantial cotton with a relaxed fit and that slightly faded, muted color only possible after dyeing the finished shirt. A minimal trio of potted succulents and the understated line “don’t touch me / I’m homeward” sit across the chest in a muted ink that blends with the shirt’s gentle tone. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, while tending your own plant shelf, or when you want to keep things calm and slightly guarded on city strolls. The roomy cut and durable double-needle stitching mean it stands up to repeated wears and washes without losing its soft hand or silhouette.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, sturdy feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a muted, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean shape
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Don't Touch Me Cactus T-Shirt — I'm Hormonal
$33.99
Details
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, sturdy feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a muted, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean shape
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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